Joke: Ralph Nader “endorsement” of Ron Paul?

EDIT at 6:00 PM CST: I was told to look at the main page of the site by someone who left a comment (Thanks Matthew) that it was a parody site. Sorry if this is misleading!

It is possible Nader is endorsing Ron Paul here. It’s more of an unofficial endorsement, I think, but despite Nader’s big government love in some instances, I fully believe he cares about people and sees only one candidate has a chance right now.

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Ralph Nader

Ron Paul: an enema for America

He won’t admit it, but Ron Paul is practically running on my third-party ticket. And while I don’t agree with him on every point. I was impressed that he raised four million dollars in one day. Unless my campaign starts showing some signs of life, I might just vote for him next November.

Sure, I don’t particularly agree with his immigration policy of state-run militia’s running around on the southern border, shooting at anything that speaks Spanish. Nor do I sleep well at night thinking about his proposed dissolution of my precious EPA and Consumer Product Safety Commission. However, I think we can all agree that Washington is like the inflamed colon after 20 years without even a flake of Raisin Bran. What it needs is a Ron Paul enema — lets let it run through the system, clean everything out — You wouldn’t get an enema every day — but we need one right now.

5 Responses to “Joke: Ralph Nader “endorsement” of Ron Paul?”

  1. Go to the front page of NewsGroper.com and read the titlebar. It’s a website for parodies.

  2. That is definitely an endorsement. And a good one at that, especially from another potential candidate. I smell Nader VP.

  3. Nader is Establishment. He will Not support Ron Paul. He was probably a fifth column For Bush in recent election(s), Nader has not stood up for an investigation of 911 that can stand up to the ’smell test’. Nader is a fake. Ron Paul is the Real McCoy. Don’t be afraid. Register and Vote.

  4. The lede of the story, “Ron Paul: an enema for America,” and speak of Washington as an inflamed colon, didn’t tip you off??

  5. So what, Ron Paul supporters are going to be tricked into thinking Bob Barr’s a Libertarian? I have not looked into his recent “conversion”, but if he supported the Iraq war and “War on Drugs”, isn’t this the pinnacle of big government intrusion and anti-constitutional values?
    Maybe he has changed, but Nader has been consistant for years and years on enforcing the constitution. He saw the stranglehold of American politics, and many of the adverse affect long ago. He has been trying to “wake up” America for years. Nader has proved himself and then some. It’s funny that somebody would call Nader a fake just because there should be some government. I’d love to hear the reasoning. Nader walks the walk, and has for years. The website is http://www.votenader.com.

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